Hey, I'm still alive, I'm sorry being gone so long, I didn't have the internet for a long time, I just got it back on Friday. I'm so Happy :O)

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 'I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm
sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.

if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.



If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Damn that Hyuuga
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : T
-Summary : Sasuke and Naruto have been together for awhile now, and Sasuke doesn't like it when other touch whats his.SasukeNaruto oneshot
-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Damn that Hyuuga Part 2 )

Sorry for not updating in a long time, I'll have the new chapters up really soon, Been really working on them, I just need to find a new bate reader, my friend she's really bussy, So I'm going to start looking for one.

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Three years later
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : T
-Summary : Three Years Later... Now he's back, how will his old teammates reacted when they come home from a three year mission to find that Sasuke Uchiha returned two years before they did.
-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Chapter 6 )

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Life
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : T
-Summary : Life is full of Happyness and Tragedy.Sasuke and naruto live with each other in New york city, There happy with there life together when tragedy hits them hard.
-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Part 1 )

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Three Years Later
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : M
-Summary : Three Years Later... Now he's back, how will his old teammates reacted when they come home from a three year mission to find that Sasuke Uchiha returned two years before they did.

-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Chapter 5 )

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Damn that Hyuuga
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : T
-Summary : Sasuke and Naruto have been together for awhile now, and Sasuke doesn't like it when other touch whats his.SasukeNaruto oneshot
-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Damn that Hyuuga )

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Naruto Sasuke and Friends
-Pairing : Main - Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : M
-Summary : A few oneshots with Naruto Sasuke and there friends.
-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Twisted )

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Three Years Later
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : M
-Summary : Three Years Later... Now he's back, how will his old teammates reacted when they come home from a three year mission to find that Sasuke Uchiha returned two years before they did.

-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Chapter 4 )

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Three Years Later
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : M
-Summary : Three Years Later... Now he's back, how will his old teammates reacted when they come home from a three year mission to find that Sasuke Uchiha returned two years before they did.

-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Chapter 3 )

I once placed this here before, June of last year, I was asked if I would repost it. So here it is.




olny srmat poelpe can.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in
the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Here is my Chapter two for my Naruto Storie.

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Three Years Later
-Rating : M
-Summary : Three Years Later... Now he's back, how will his old teammates reacted when they come home from a three year mission to find that Sasuke Uchiha returned two years before they did.
-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language



( Chapter 2 )

Windows live hotmail, how to get it gone. I don't like it.

Fan Fiction : Naruto
-Title : Three Years Later
-Pairing : Sasuke Naruto
-Rating : M
-Summary : Three Years Later... Now he's back, how will his old teammates reacted when they come home from a three year mission to find that Sasuke Uchiha returned two years before they did.

-Warnings : This is a Yaoi Boy Boy Love Storie, Bad Language,

( Chapter 1 )

New Naruto Chapter.


http://www.narutofan.com/index.php/content-multimedia,manga%20volume%2036%20to%2040

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.


3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.


4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.


8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened


11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.